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Music

Pink – Try

P!nk - Try (Official Lyric Video)

 

Ever wonder about what he’s doing
How it all turned to lies
Sometimes I think that it’s better
to never ask why

Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try

Eh, eh, eh

Funny how the heart can be deceiving
More than just a couple times
Why do we fall in love so easy
Even when it’s not right

Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try

Ever worried that it might be ruined
And does it make you wanna cry?
When you’re out there doing what you’re doing
Are you just getting by?
Tell me are you just getting by by by

Where there is desire
There is gonna be a flame
Where there is a flame
Someone’s bound to get burned
But just because it burns
Doesn’t mean you’re gonna die
You’ve gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try
You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try

You gotta get up and try try try
Gotta get up and try try try

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Comic Relief

LOL at a TSR Thread

I was trawling through TheStudentRoom and saw an amusing thread.

My boyfriend is white, tall, skinny and English. He has an English accent.

Recently, he has started saying things in bed in a weird accent. Kinda like an American black man from the ghetto.

Last night as we were getting down to it, he said:

“I’m gon’ taaaap dat”. He sounded like Snoop Dogg.

He’s said other things, like when we’re having sex he’ll go “awww yeee”, and once he said “I’m gon spank dat ass baby”.

At first I laughed because I thought it was funny and he was joking, but he KEEPS doing it and it’s really off-putting. When he talks like that, all I can picture is like famous black rappers with loadsa bling.

He NEVER talks like that outside of the bedroom. I don’t want to upset him because when we first got together his confidence in the bedroom wasn’t great.

What do I do?? Is this normal?

LOLWHUT.

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Comic Relief Life

5 Things You Aren’t Allowed To Do If You Have A Crush On Someone

<< Rewind 4 years ago.

And how I violated 1, 2, 3 and 4.

1. Call them

I really don’t understand how “Call Me Maybe” ended up being such a hit song, considering everyone is deathly afraid of using the phone. We scream bloody murder every time our phone rings, sometimes even going so far as to smash it against the wall, and now we have some Canadian pop singer encouraging us to go up to a STRANGER (“Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy…”) and tell them to call us, like on their phone? Is this bitch INSANE? She’s clearly what they call a stage five clinger. I actually am experiencing so much second-hand embarrassment for Carly Rae Jepsen right now. I can’t believe she told someone to call her and then made a song about it. WOW. Very brave lady albeit sorely misguided. Have fun being single forever, I guess. Clearly you don’t know that calling someone is a major no-no, punishable to up to ten years of celibacy. You only call someone if a friend or family member has died and even then, you could still just text it. “Sarah died. I’ll text you later about it though. I’m in a movie right now.”

2. Stop by your crush’s house

What is this, an episode of Dawson’s Creek, you freaking psycho? If someone pulled up to my house in a rowboat, I’d take out my shotgun and tell them to keep rowing. These days, it’s unheard of for someone to just stop by your house. Hell, when I have concrete plans to visit a friend’s apartment, I’m still texting them being like, “Okay, leaving the house now.” Okay, be there in ten. Okay, almost there. I’m ringing the buzzer. Did you hear it? I’m going to knock on your door now.”

3. Tell them how you really feel

Oh, you’re going to just tell your crush how you really feel about them? You’re just going to do that and ignore my advice, which was don’t text them back for two days and avoid exclamation points? I swear, if you take those suggestions, you’ll be married within a year but okay. Do what you want. Be honest. He’s going to think you’re crazy though.

4. Write them an email

Back in the day, people used to write each other love notes using quills and shit but today even sending an off-the-cuff email is considered intimate. I mean, you COULD write your crush an email but then they would know that you were in love with them and actually try to date you. Is that what you want? For a relationship to actually happen or do you just want to keep obsessing from a distance? Yeah, that’s what I thought. X out of the Gmail tab.

5. Talk to them face to face

When you see your crush in public, you’re supposed to scream and run back to your house to check their Facebook for the next five hours. Duh. Also, don’t even think of Facebook chatting with them. Facebook chat is the lowest form of communication. The only people who do it are your best friend from the third grade and your aunt. Sending smoke signals would be cooler.

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Unfold Part 1 - JinnyBoyTV

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Props go out to the cast! (the girl is hot btw)

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Army

3 More Months

3 more months. Exactly

It’s like a journey you know you want to end but can’t so easily end.

And every night you argue that it’s a waste of time, but rationality says otherwise.

I think I’m talking nonsense at this hour lol. Sheesh. 9.30pm and sleeping now. This has to be the earliest bedtime since primary school.

Praying for a safe and incident-free swimming training tomorrow… 🙂

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College Random

ED2

Rushing through my ED2 application doesn’t feel too good… this year’s my third year applying and third time’s the charm?

This makes for a melancholic depression.

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Army Oh Shit! Random

Cyber Monday Blues

Lol. I got nothing for Cyber Monday, cos my money has been spread thin over a couple of investments, and my bank balance is a little too low for comfort, especially when I need to pay for uni apps in December.

I haven’t been feeling too well lately. I saw the MO and I got Att B and stupid Benny still say must get out of bunk and go for normal lectures and shit. Glad he’s transferred after a quarrel with MAJ Ho woohoo! I managed to get a dermatologist appt at NSC and wisdom teeth surgery at Alexandra, free courtesy of my 11B!

And I love my new old iPad! 😀 All-day battery power ftw!

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